Flash (Eats Everything Remix)

[Verse 1]

Good evening parents, tonight I'm gonna take you on a tour: Club Bad

Where all the bad little kids go

To try to leave their bodies, by various means and methods, anything necessary

Some things that you quite won't be accustomed to

So I equipt each and everyone of you with your own individual camera

So that you can take pictures of these bad little kids, doin' these bad little things

For tomorrow's paper

So whip out your fifteen dollars and prepare to enter Club Bad

[Verse 2]

Wouldn't you know it, not here more than thirty seconds and already I see a bad little kid doin' bad little things!

He is sucking on a balloon

Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents

It's a balloon filled with the gas called nitrous oxide

Laughing gas, hi hi hi hi hi, ha ha

But this is no laughing matter

Camera's ready, prepare the flash

[Verse 3]

Now over here we have little Johnny and Miss Sue

Smokin' on a joint!

This is not the thing to do!

I think that we have to take pictures of these two

Camera's ready, prepare the flash

[Verse 4]

Now, over here

We have some naughty, naughty kids

They brought in their own liquor to the party

Now we cannot have that now, parents, can we?

Six packs and Pipes, I think not, so

Camera's ready, prepare the flash