SANTA FRAUD 4000

I come from a place where it doesn't snow

The same place where Santa don't show

But, baby, don't cry, no, dry your eyes for me now

I got cognac and a whiff of your robe, yeah

Ayy, before I can leave Pampers, all the myths behind Santa

Were unraveled for a youth to be whole

It's so cold for a hot boy in this world all alone

I need you to come and warm up my soul

So Saint Nicholas, if you're listenin'

On my Christmas list something's missin'

Without my baby, I won't make it back home

Ayy, so I don't need the Ghost of Christmas past

To come through and tell me that I missed that road

Whenever I'm with you, you remind me that I never really needed no snow

Drinkin' on egg nog, hide things

Stuffed inside of your stockings

I see me with diamond rings with you

Look in there, know it's just rocky

Stuffed inside of your stockings

I see me with diamond rings with you