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  1. Tracks
  2. Guapdad 4000
  3. SNITCHY FROM THE 9 IS A BITCH

TRACK

Guapdad 4000

SNITCHY FROM THE 9 IS A BITCH

Release date: 21st November 2018

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"SNITCHY FROM THE 9 IS A BITCH" is a track by Guapdad 4000, released 21st November 2018. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

SNITCHY FROM THE 9 IS A BITCH

[Intro]

It's a check

[Verse]

Anorexic Lil Pump, you a ho, bitch nigga

I called Mike Zombie, he don’t know this nigga

I called RetcH up, he said, "I don't know this nigga"

I'm tryna figure out who the fuck know this nigga

What the fuck is a 9 anyway? Where is that?

I put "Bitch" in my GPS to see where he was at

You can’t rap about bein' real after you snitch

Your pops hand out napkins to niggas after they piss

You look like you in the middle of a mall at a kiosk

Harassin' and fill out service to win a Fiat

Tuesdays you sell shoe spray in front of Claire's

Sayin' shit like, "I can get them stains out of there"

You look like an abortion who got brought back through

Resuscitated, got AIDS. and it grew into you

I'm the Valentino Viper, nigga, Big Finnam

My bucks up, here's nine reasons to shut the fuck up

One, two and three, you snitchin', ugly, you phony

Reasons four, five and six, you awkward niggas is posers

Reasons seven, eight, nine, you just look like a ho

And playin’ with a marketin’ budget make you feel like you on

Every cubic in that necklace will fail the diamond test

It's like it missed the whole semester, couldn’t copy no notes

On PnB Rock's dick, stop copyin' flows

Go to Office Depot and get some facts for you, bro

Actually I leveled up from a factor to a factory

Where I make niggas like you who just actin' like me

Just go home, stop

If I slap you, you’d prolly be like, "C'mon, Guap"

Rough draft Lil Skies, SoundCloud DoodleBob, "Mi Hoy Minoy" ass nigga

Gettin' flamed by this Black and Filipino ass nigga

Don't say "nigga" in none of your songs, don't spell a letter

Hope your mama die, maybe you could raise yourself better

Give a fuck about them plays you got

Bought them plays at the same place you bought that watch, nigga, in China

I'm the Buscemi bust-down, booger, that's your reminder

Put respect on me, fam, when you talkin' to the 'Gram

Bitch, I'm Big Finnam

[Chorus]

Yeah, weird ass nigga, you talkin' to me, talkin' Big Finnam

Got me out my character, nigga, I'm Big Finnam

Yeah, stupid ass nigga, I'm Big Finnam

Shoulda slapped you at the Cole Bennett show, nigga, I'm Big Finnam

Then I shoulda slapped your ass at the barbershop when I seen you, now I'm Big Finnam

[Outro]

Gettin' big, givin' niggas the "I'm not gon' slap you today" pass

That's why these niggas think they can do whatever they want

I'm back to keepin' it player, I'm back to watchin' this anime though

I'm finna finish Black Clover

I hope your son hella good at sports, nigga, he grow up to be, nigga, All-American and then get hit by a car and can't walk no more, nigga

Nigga, ain't no respect, I hope everybody you love die

Dior Deposits on the way, lil' bitch

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SNITCHY FROM THE 9 IS A BITCH

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