Love/Hate Letter to Alcohol

[Verse 1: Addie Amick, David Michael Frank]

I woke up on the ground

I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself

Turns out, I'm pretty good at runnin' my mouth

But not good enough

You know, when I go in, it's lights out

I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud

Last night I had thirty-two teeth in my mouth

Some went away

Why'd you have to go and fucking ruin my day?

[Chorus: Both]

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

But you're the only way to drown my sadness

This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

[Verse 2: Addie Amick, David Michael Frank]

I was laid out flat like a centerfold

Jakey and his partner drove me home

Lookin' in the mirror, something's wrong

Let me get my dentist on the phone

Found my keys, then I went back out

Someone asked me how it all went down

I remember like it's yesterday

I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot

Fell right out my fuckin' chair, swingin' for his eye

Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side

I thought I died

Why'd you have to go and fuckin' ruin my night?

[Chorus: Both]

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

But you're the only way to drown my sadness

This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

[Bridge: Both, Addie Amick]

I woke up on the ground (Ground)

Shoulda kept that shit to myself (Self)

Pretty good at runnin' my mouth

But not good enough

This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why, you're the reason why

This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why, you're the reason why

[Outro: Both]

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

But you're the only way to drown my sadness

This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

You're the reason why I got my ass kicked