Dashing White Sergeant

[Verse]

Makes you feel like a joke

Never been funny

It ain't you making the faces laugh

She tells you you’re not the life of the party

And you try to be seen

With a beer in each hand

She makes you feel like you live in the centre of town

The neon on the window, the buses slowing down

She makes you feel like you're really unworthy of her company

Your friends and TV

[Chorus]

You try to give her up

Try to give her up

But she got you like a drug

You try to give her up

Try to givе her up

But she got you like a drug

[Verse]

And thеn she turns around

Says you drink too much coffee

Elderflower mint tea, the only way to be

She makes you feel like her arch enemy

When you kiss her on the cheek

Without saying please

[Chorus]

You try to give her up

Try to give her up

But she got you like a drug

She got you like a drug

You try to give her up

Try to give her up

But she got you like a drug

[Bridge]

Then she tells you

She saw a man cross the wedding aisle

In a pinstripe suit, a pocket square

And a Dashing White Sergeant smile

Looked so good in a suit

I've never seen you in anything

Like that

[Chorus]

You try to give her up

She got you like a drug, you try

You try to give her up

She got you like a drug, you try