THE REDNECK SONG

[Chorus]

Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar

I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler

I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck

I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree

With my redneck knife, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me

[Verse 1]

I get clear from a still

I drink beer, eat deer that I kill

A bug zapper's in my windowsill

To keep the sundown skeeters at bay

I catch cats with a jug

My truck nuts stay covered in mud

I chew tobacco like a cow does cud

And I wouldn't have it any other way

'Cause there's

[Chorus]

Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar

I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler

I'm a redneck, I'm a rеdneck

There's a shotgun in my shotgun sеat

'Cause if it flies, it dies, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me

[Verse 2]

Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art

Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the Walmart

Chickens in the pen, cock-a-doodle when the dog bark

Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in the ballpark, and there's

[Chorus]

Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar

I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler

I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck

Bury me in the back forty by my redneck wife

'Cause the redneck life is the only life for me, yeah

[Bridge]

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew

Mix it with a trickle of Dickel or two

And when the Mountain Dew and the Dickel's all gone

We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song

[Chorus]

Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar

I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler

I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck

And to you I might never not be

Just a stereotype but the redneck life is the only life for me

[Instrumental Outro]