THE REDNECK SONG

[Chorus] Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree With my redneck knife, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me [Verse 1] I get clear from a still I drink beer, eat deer that I kill A bug zapper's in my windowsill To keep the sundown skeeters at bay I catch cats with a jug My truck nuts stay covered in mud I chew tobacco like a cow does cud And I wouldn't have it any other way 'Cause there's [Chorus] Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler I'm a redneck, I'm a rеdneck There's a shotgun in my shotgun sеat 'Cause if it flies, it dies, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me [Verse 2] Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the Walmart Chickens in the pen, cock-a-doodle when the dog bark Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in the ballpark, and there's [Chorus] Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck Bury me in the back forty by my redneck wife 'Cause the redneck life is the only life for me, yeah [Bridge] Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew Mix it with a trickle of Dickel or two And when the Mountain Dew and the Dickel's all gone We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song [Chorus] Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck And to you I might never not be Just a stereotype but the redneck life is the only life for me [Instrumental Outro]