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Hawthorne Heights – Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work On Water | Track profile | Dork

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Hawthorne Heights
The Silence In Black And White (Re-Issue)
Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work On Water

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Hawthorne Heights

Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work On Water

From The Silence In Black And White (Re-Issue)Track 18

2:55

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About This Track

"Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work On Water" is a track by Hawthorne Heights, from the album The Silence In Black And White (Re-Issue). The track is 2:55 long. Dork has published 1 article about Hawthorne Heights.

About the Artist

Hawthorne Heights

Hawthorne Heights

Track details

From The Silence In Black And White (Re-Issue)

2:55

Album

The Silence In Black And White (Re-Issue)

Hawthorne Heights

Track number

18

1Life On Standby
4:11
2Dissolve And Decay
3:44
3Niki FM
4:00
4The Transition
4:05
5Blue Burns Orange
3:20
6Silver Bullet
4:03
7Screenwriting An Apology
3:43
8Ohio Is For Lovers
4:04
9Wake Up Call
4:02
10Sandpaper And Silk
3:37
11Speeding Up The Octaves
4:11
12Silver Bullet (Demo)
3:38
13Niki FM (Demo)
3:53
14Speeding Up The Octaves (Demo)
3:56
15Ohio Is For Lovers (Live / Acoustic)
4:22
16The Transition (Live / Acoustic)
3:57
17Silver Bullet (Acoustic)
5:00
18Apparently Hover Boards Don't Work On Water
2:55
—Ohio Is for Lovers
4:04

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