Another Like You

[Verse 1: Hayes Carll]

You were smokin' on a cigarette

Talkin' about the deficit

Puttin' all them wild boys down

Like a drunken Mona Lisa

Or the Leanin' Tower of Pisa

You were hangin' off the edge of town

I overheard Afghanistan

Is safer than a minivan

Left me wonderin' what to do

You're like a four-leaf clover

I just had to come on over

I have never seen a woman like you

[Verse 2: Cary Ann Hearst, Hayes Carll]

You were fallin' like the Alamo

Drinkin' fast and talkin' slow

Lookin' like it's time to go home (Well)

Well, you're hittin' on that stripper

'Cause you can't afford to tip her (Hey now)

Or just afraid of bein' alone

You was openly frustrated

You said Dylan's overrated

While singin' "Tangled Up In Blue"

I don't know what I was thinkin'

I could feel my heart a-sinkin'

I've never seen a fellow like you

[Chorus: Both]

Ain't that the way we do? It's true, we fall for the first one

How come it always ends up the worst one?

[Verse 3: Haryes Carll, Cary Ann Hearst, Both]

Well, you're probably a Democrat

Well, what the hell is wrong with that?

Nothin' if you're Taliban (Ah, I see)

Well, I bet you slept with half the south

Oh, don't you ever shut your mouth?

Yeah, how much did you pay for that tan?

More than you paid for your boots

Ah, shouldn't you be purgin'?

Well, you're probably still a virgin

I can't believe you're not on The View

Let's get another round

It's lookin' like we're trouble bound

I have never seen another like you

[Chorus: Both]

Ain't that the way we do, it's true, you take the breath from me

It seems like you are bound to be the death of me

[Verse 4: Haryes Carll, Cary Ann Hearst, Both]

Oh, well, a couple hours later

We were in the elevator

Makin' out like Bonnie and Clyde

We were dizzy from the love we found

Throwin' up and goin' down

Lord, it's been a hell of a ride

I'm a-havin' trouble breathin'

I probably should be leavin'

Well, I'm up in room 402

I gotta hand it to you

There's a chance I'm gonna screw you

Oh, I have never seen another like you

I don't know if it's forever

But I'm glad that we're together

I have never seen another like you