Shifty Disco Girl

She wears big plastic boots and silver shades (oh, ooh ooh ooh)
Looks like Marc Bolan on a bad hair day (oh, ooh ooh ooh)
Everybody's heard about her on our estates
We all love you, shifty disco girl

She loves some handbag action now and then
She'll dance to anything but St. Etienne (oh, ooh ooh ooh)
Her favorite songs all start at 200 BPM
We all love you, shifty disco girl

Saturday night, favorite stars in the sky
All the lights shine on her face
She's been elevated to a new cool state
She's the happiest girl today

The world is all the better for her
The world is all the better for her
The world is all the better for her

Shifty disco girl, you know
Shifty disco-
Shifty disco girl, you know
Shifty disco-
Shifty disco girl, you know
Shifty disco girl

She wears a Studio 54 t-shirt that her father bought (oh ooh ooh ooh)
When he was living with a girl dancer in downtown New York (oh ooh ooh ooh)
Her flat is filled with laser guns and glitter balls
And we all love you shifty disco girl

She says she's gonna live one day in Tokyo
And we all smile because we know she'll never go
I guess some day we really ought to let her know
We all love you, shifty disco girl

Saturday night, favorite stars in the sky
All the lights shine on her face
She's been elevated to a new cool state
She's the happiest girl today

The world is all the better for her
The world is all the better for her
The world is all the better for her

Shifty disco girl, you know
Shifty disco-
Shifty disco girl, you know
Shifty disco-
Shifty disco girl, you know
Shifty disco

(Anybody could be that girl)
Shifty disco girl

(Anybody could be that girl)
Shifty disco girl

(Anybody could be that girl)
Shifty disco girl

(Anybody could be that girl)
Shifty disco girl