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Helen Love
It’s My Club and I’ll Play What I Want To
You Better Learn Karate

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You Better Learn Karate

Release date: 4th February 2007

From It’s My Club and I’ll Play What I Want ToTrack 42:31

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About This Track

"You Better Learn Karate" is a track by Helen Love, from the album It’s My Club and I’ll Play What I Want To, released 4th February 2007. The track is 2:31 long. It's filed under Pop. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Helen Love

Helen Love

Lyrics

You Better Learn Karate

Taaaaake thattt!

Wooooooh! Woooo-Hoooo! Haiii!

Taaaaake thattt!

Hey, everybody knows her
She, she's just a little poser
But hey, when you get to know her
I think she's alright
So cool it if you don't like her
Cos you'll, you'll only have to fight her
And you, you know she's gonna bite yer
But I think she's alright

Kung Fu you!
You'll be black and blue
You better watch out cos the girl's gonna get you
You better work out and learn some Karate!
You better work out and learn some Karate!
You better work out and learn some Karate!

You better work out and learn some Karate!
You better work out and learn some Karate!
You better work out and learn some Karate!

Taaaaake thattt!

Hey if you see her at the disco
She'll kick you off the bus home
You better not be on your own
But I think she's alright
So cool it when you go near her
Or you're gonna disappear
You know she loves the smell of beer
Kung Fu you!
You'll be black and blue
You better watch out cos the girl's gonna get you
You better work out and learn some Karate!
Better work out, better work out, better work out, and learn some Karate
Better work out, better work out, better work out, and learn some Karate
Better work out, better work out, better work out, and learn some Karate

Taaaaake thattt!

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Track details

From It’s My Club and I’ll Play What I Want To

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Album

It’s My Club and I’ll Play What I Want To

4th February 2007

Track number

4

Release year

2007

1It's My Club
3:45
2Debbie Loves Joey
2:55
3Dance On (Solid Gold)
3:05
4You Better Learn Karate
2:31

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