Staying in

Calls up her baby on a Saturday night
She says "hey baby I'm not feeling alright
I've got a headache that's banging round my brain like a drum
So if we go out you won't get much fun"

She calls her friend Julie she says "I told him
I'm not going out, I'm just staying in!
I got BBC4, I got ITV3
I got UK Gold and Sky Movies
I got broadband connection, superfast
I can download songs and photographs
I can email boys the other side of the world
I don't need to go out cos I'm a stay-in girl!"
So Julie comes round with four cans of beer
By half-past ten they've disappeared
So a man in a van knocks on the door
With curry and chips and ten bottles more

I don't wanna be with you on a Saturday night
I don't wanna be out in your car
I don't wanna be dancing in your silly clubs
Baby I don't wanna go that far
I don't care what you say, I don't care what you do, baby you can scream and shout
I'm staying in, you can go out
I don't care what you say, I don't care what you do, baby you can scream and shout
I'm staying in, you can go out

Now we've been going steady for a long long time
I know your parents and they know mine
But every time I see you it's just becoming clear
I don't wanna be with you in a million years
I don't wanna dance to the silly songs you play
I don't wanna go out with you every bloody day
I don't wanna laugh, I don't wanna sing
I just wanna be on my own, staying in

So come on baby you know that it's true
We've got better things to do
You don't love me, and I don't love you

So come on baby let's call it a day
Take all those silly indie records away
I don't ever wanna see you again
You can go out, I'm staying in

I don't wanna be with you on a Saturday night
I don't wanna be out in your car
I don't wanna be dancing in your silly clubs
Baby I don't wanna go that far
I don't care what you say, I don't care what you do, baby you can scream and shout
I'm staying in, you can go out
I don't care what you say, I don't care what you do, baby you can scream and shout
I'm staying in, you can go out