Backup Plan

Out of my depth within my hands
Customer service is my backup plan
I could press nine to hear the menu again
My own devices take me far as they can

I can't make it, but I sure can break it
Underneath the guise of I'll always fake it
Where's the number in the yellow pages?
I can't make it, but I sure can fake it for you
Sure can fake it for you

Turn down the music to see where I am
Projects abandoned on the rancher
Never been known for my resourcefulness
Reading the manual's 'bout as far as I'll get

I can't make it, but I sure can break it
Underneath the guise of I'll always fake it
Where's the number in the yellow pages?
I can't make it, but I sure can fake it

Classically trained at the end of the day
Underneath the lies on my resume
Leave it with me, there'll be hell to pay
Handy-hand the message that I'm trying to convey to you
Handy-hand the message that I'm trying to convey to you

Out of my depth within my hands
Customer service is my backup plan