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Christ Alive My Toe Dammit Hurts

Release date: 11th May 2023

From Why Would I WatchTrack 62:59

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About This Track

"Christ Alive My Toe Dammit Hurts" is a track by Hot Mulligan, from the album Why Would I Watch, released 11th May 2023. The track is 2:59 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about Hot Mulligan.

About the Artist

Hot Mulligan

Hot Mulligan

Lyrics

Christ Alive My Toe Dammit Hurts

I feel kinda sick
Like I don't wanna smoke no more
'Cause I feel like dying
I feel like dying
But I'll take that cig
That I turned down from your front porch
'Cause I feel like dying
I feel like dying
Anyway

I'm not myself
But if we're being honest, then I can't recall
Just how long it has been since I've felt like I'm anyone else

I guess I'll take a hit
Although I know
That it'll fuck my head up even more
At least if I'm choking
Life's less disappointing
Start to think it's my fault
Like my standards are the issue
But that won't go away
Oh, I hope I'm dying
I hope I'm dying
Anyway

I'm not myself
But if we'rе being honest, then I can't rеcall
Just how long it has been since I've felt like I'm anyone else

I'm not myself
When did wanting to live start to go out of fashion?
You laugh and say, "Same" when I say I'm unhappy
Just stop

Put your head down
No one cares now
Put your head down
Pull my hair out
No one cares now
Put my head down
No one cares now

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Why Would I Watch

2:592023

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Album

Why Would I Watch

Track number

6

Release year

2023

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2:54
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