3 Pound Pints

The morning commute feels like
Getting punched in the penis by a mallet
And then asking a man with a mallet
If he'd like it to do it again after the weekend

My mum said, "Work hard in school," so I did
Why am I more miserable than the kids that didn't?
What the fuck happen to 2020 vision?
I spent most of my time that year in a prison

I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for a three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?

It's unusual
I go to the shop and there is 50 million types of bottled water
That doesn't seem very useful

One notion
David Attenborough makes me feel like shit for using a straw
While BP takes oil spill wanks in the ocean

I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you find a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?

What annoying day
The government can lie about pretty much everything
But I get fired for taking excessively long toilet breaks

It's awesome
People say go back to where you came from
(Go back to where you came from!)
I was literally born in Portsmouth, been here most of my life

I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for a three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?

Was a very powerful thing, but became very arrogant
And um, started to really intrigue people and just be bothered about anything
Kill people, just became ruthlessly drunk-
(Was he good at something?)