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3 Pound Pints - Single
3 Pound Pints

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3 Pound Pints

Release date: 11th August 2022

From 3 Pound Pints - SingleTrack 12:10

Alternative Music Hip-Hop/Rap

About This Track

"3 Pound Pints" is a track by Hyphen, from the album 3 Pound Pints - Single, released 11th August 2022. The track is 2:10 long. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Hyphen

Hyphen

Lyrics

3 Pound Pints

The morning commute feels like
Getting punched in the penis by a mallet
And then asking a man with a mallet
If he'd like it to do it again after the weekend

My mum said, "Work hard in school," so I did
Why am I more miserable than the kids that didn't?
What the fuck happen to 2020 vision?
I spent most of my time that year in a prison

I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for a three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?

It's unusual
I go to the shop and there is 50 million types of bottled water
That doesn't seem very useful

One notion
David Attenborough makes me feel like shit for using a straw
While BP takes oil spill wanks in the ocean

I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you find a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?

What annoying day
The government can lie about pretty much everything
But I get fired for taking excessively long toilet breaks

It's awesome
People say go back to where you came from
(Go back to where you came from!)
I was literally born in Portsmouth, been here most of my life

I'm getting higher than average house price
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mines
How long 'til we're paying to go outside?
Three pound pints so I go ahead and down mine
Ma, you didn't tell me this is how it'll be
Though life would be fine if you found a degree
Yeah, I'm looking for a three pound pints
Three pound pints, anyone?

Was a very powerful thing, but became very arrogant
And um, started to really intrigue people and just be bothered about anything
Kill people, just became ruthlessly drunk-
(Was he good at something?)

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Track details

From 3 Pound Pints - Single

2:102022

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3 Pound Pints - Single

12th August 2022

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2:10

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2018

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This Might Be It - EP

1:51

This might be it

Hate Yachts Not Dinghies

Hate Yachts Not Dinghies

This is Great Britain

This is Great Britain

Dystopian Peter Crouch

Hate Thy Neighbour

SymphonyC'est La vie

C’est La vieC'est La vie

Own GodC'est La vie

Cry (Cry Cry) [Interlude]C'est La vie

Cry (Cry Cry)C'est La vie

Too YoungC'est La vie

Don't Wait For MeC'est La vie

Lie!C'est La vie

Voices In My HeadC'est La vie

Call My Name (Interlude)C'est La vie

Help Yourself OutC'est La vie

Call My NameC'est La vie

Marching Powder

Smiles in a storm.

View From The Middle.

View From the Middle.

Searching.Hectic. City. Love. - EP

On My Mind.Hectic. City. Love. - EP

Lay Down. (feat. Daniel Gray)Hectic. City. Love. - EP

Self Loving. (feat. Alex Mchiggins)Hectic. City. Love. - EP

Sing Right to Me

Breakfast in Bed

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Young LeadersHH

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HYPHEN — C’est La vie (from C'est La vie) [2:51]

HYPHEN — Own God (from C'est La vie) [3:20]

HYPHEN — Cry (Cry Cry) [Interlude] (from C'est La vie) [1:42]

HYPHEN — Cry (Cry Cry) (from C'est La vie) [2:57]

HYPHEN — Too Young (from C'est La vie) [3:30]

HYPHEN — Don't Wait For Me (from C'est La vie) [2:59]

HYPHEN — Lie! (from C'est La vie) [3:07]

HYPHEN — Voices In My Head (from C'est La vie) [3:04]

HYPHEN — Call My Name (Interlude) (from C'est La vie) [2:26]

HYPHEN — Help Yourself Out (from C'est La vie) [4:02]

HYPHEN — Call My Name (from C'est La vie) [3:41]

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HYPHEN — No Sleep.

HYPHEN — Good dream.

Hyphen — Good Dream. [2:39]

HYPHEN — Smiles in a storm.

HYPHEN — Been too long.

Hyphen — Been Too Long. [2:35]

Hyphen — Cocoa Butter. [2:23]

HYPHEN — View From The Middle.

Hyphen — View From the Middle. [2:48]

HYPHEN — Celebrate

HYPHEN — Searching. (from Hectic. City. Love. - EP) [3:36]

HYPHEN — On My Mind. (from Hectic. City. Love. - EP) [3:30]

HYPHEN — Lay Down. (feat. Daniel Gray) (from Hectic. City. Love. - EP) [3:05]

HYPHEN — Self Loving. (feat. Alex Mchiggins) (from Hectic. City. Love. - EP) [2:57]

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HYPHEN — The Way to Stay (from HH) [3:25]

HYPHEN — Young Leaders (from HH) [3:39]

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HYPHEN — Take My Hand (from HH) [4:48]

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HYPHEN — The Fear Is Blue (from Hyphen Hyphen - EP) [4:36]

HYPHEN — Just Need Your Love (Rainy Version) (from Hyphen Hyphen - EP) [4:28]

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2:16
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2:37
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