[Skit: IAMDDB & Voice]
Ah, finally
Welcome eternal being
I'm home
We have awaited your return
Swag, I love that, I miss you too, man
To check in to your spaceship please provide name
I actually don't know my login, I woke up to flex and Drae played me the intro to Urban Jazz and as-
Boarding not recognized
Ok, check, try 'Ethernal Being 050396'
Opening
You are? Yo
File corruption detected. That's right, you're not getting in
Oh, this is-, this is what I be talking, you know. This is why, this is why I left Earth. All the bitches, they have potential, but they're hoes
Oh?
And then the niggas, oh, they're worse than the bitches, so
Mm
Ah, I just need to go somewhere
Mm
Where they can give me something
Mm
And not something I can touch, like, something I can feel, you know?
Mm-hmm, entry granted. Name
My name is IAMDDB
Exact heritage, residency and planet name
Heritage: 'Angolan-Portuguese'; place of living: 'Manchester'; planet: 'Earth' (You cannot see)
Hello? Hel- (You think I cannot see?)
I didn't actually say that (Of all things, who lives and dies?)
Oh (Yeah)
Mmph?
Purpose for existing
My purpose for existing is
System overloading
Wait
System overloading. Recalibrating
Ohh, bitch, you done fucked up the system
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