Blackmail Man

I'm an Irish cripple, a Scottish Jew, I'm the blackmail man

A raspberry ripple, a buckle my shoe, I'm the blackmail man

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Well, I'm the blackmail man and I know what you do

Every one of you, I'm the blackmail man

You make me sick, make me Tom and Dick

Put the black on you, I'm the blackmail man

Blackmail man

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I'm the blackmail man and I think you stink

You pen and ink, blackmail man

I hate your guts, your Newington Butts

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Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap

Blackmail man

Up you harris, in your mince Hamptons don’t leave fingerprints

I am the blackmail man

I'm the blackmail man and I think you stink

You pen and ink, I'm the blackmail man

I hate your guts, doing ……………

I put the black on you, I'm the blackmail man