Opening Night... (9-Bit Version)

[Spoken Word]

The thirteen tracks which you are about to hear were long ago hidden away

Deemed too grotesque for public consumption by the American recording industry

Recently, however, they were unearthed by the homicide unit of the L.A.P.D

These tracks would soon gain infamy as key evidence

Allegedly linking Ice Nine Kills frontman, Spencer Charnas to the brutal slaying of his twenty eight-year old fiancé

Though the original title of this disturbing collection of songs remains unknown

These cuts would forever be remembered as Welcome to Horrorwood