SCARY MERRi

The mentally disturbed
(Conductor)
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin got me paid

Cause every day is a holiday
Another muthafuckin' dollar day
Said every day is a holiday
Another muthafuckin' dollar day, dollar day

Huh, kick in the door don't keep it quiet
Cause nobody home
Run up the stairs
And pass the China in the living room
I found a master bed now where's the fuckin' safe?
I found a stash of money
Hidden in a fuckin' vase
Don't got no time to waste
Gotta hit another place
If I take too long and they pull up
I do the fuckin' race
Luckily I got away
Luckily I got a couple dollars from the PS5
Now I need another play

Cause every day is a holiday
Another muthafuckin' dollar day
Said every day is a holiday
Another muthafuckin' dollar day, dollar day

Okay, 17 years, last four full of sin
When your innocence gone and your smile is a grin
If I step in school fly and that day is a win
So I need another lick just to make what I spent
I caught him walking out
Walked him down from the 7-Eleven
Don't give it up
Then I might send your ass to heaven
Really, I ain't even got the heart to go and catch a body
Fuck it, if I did, then it's his fault and I ain't saying sorry

Cause every day is a holiday
Another muthafuckin' dollar day
Said every day is a holiday
Another muthafuckin' dollar day, dollar day

Oh-oh-oh okay, walk inside a Zara with a book bag
Walk out with some clothes stashed
Usually where the books at
Ran into a nigga wearing Gucci and I took that
Walked away calmly
I didn't even have to look back
Seen a lady leavin' out the train and took her iPhone
Turned the FindMy feature off and I took it right home
Walk inside the house and took some dollars out my stepfather wallet
Left enough so if they ask how much he lost
He couldn't call it
Now I feel amazing
Cuz to me right now I'm all in
And this dough that I am getting
Is the reason I go all in

And it's Christmas Eve so I can buy myself a flashy present
Even if it means I'll probably never make it into heaven
Then looked out the window, see the red and blue lights
Anything they said that I did, I'll deny
Mother opened up, then called me down like, Is it true?
I went to jail on Christmas night for a murder I ain't do
Cause every day is a holiday
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