Play It Safe

[Intro]

Say, "Ta"

Ta, ta, ta...

[Verse]

Eisenhower saw the thing

He said, "This is sickening"

I swear I saw the very thing

I saw it in America

Let's play safe

I never knew how

How to play it safe

You told me how

How to play it safe

A thousand times

I don't believe in fairies anymore

Today I saw a very, very thing

But that's another song

You're too simple-minded

Let's play it safe

[Chorus]

What do we have in common?

It was a real thing

Play it safe

What do we have in common?

Play it safe

I'll tell you something safe

I want to be a criminal

Play it safe

I want to be a criminal

I want to be a criminal

Play it safe

It's a real thing inside a criminal mind

That keeps me going all the time

That very very thing that I find so sublime

And oh I want to know

I wanna know

I wanna know

I wanna know

Rocking and reeling like Al Capone

Slipping and sliding like Joey Gallo

Moving and grooving with the Son of Sam

Splish splash, I was Tim Jones