Crack Me Up

[Verse 1]

Waitin' in my crate just chillin' in the dark on a shelf

I'm ready to go now

Been too long just sittin' in this shell by myself

I need you to know now

I can do

Anything you want me to

[Chorus 1]

Crack me up (I'll be your omelet)

Crack me up (however you want it)

Hard-boiled or fried

Or make me on the sunny side

Or get out the pan and set the stove to high

'Cause I am ready to fry

Crack me up (mayonnaise or flan it)

Crack me up (put peppers on it)

[Verse 2]

I'm a shape-shifter, I can be anything

Scramble or poach me

Put me in a cake, I can bake almost everything

So many ways to approach mе

Runny or done well

Gotta get mе out of this shell

[Chorus 2]

Crack me up (I'll be your frittata)

Crack me up (you know you gotta)

In a quiche or a soufflé

You can make me any way

Not only am I nutritious

I'm also delicious

Crack me up (turn up the heat now)

Crack me up (you've got the beat now)

Crack me up!