The Luddite

[Verse 1]

Found down, pub lam, work house, outhouse

Turns out I'm still a posh twat on a weeknight

Play nice, low price, low rent, nice guys

Nobody's concerned as long as it's neo-soul

My place, your pace, war paint, nanny state

Iron shirt, mini-skirt, overrated mind state

Why wait? Hydrate, Frankie goes to Bollywood

Sally called me "Blue Eyes" 'cause I did it all

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm all for tasting blood

If ever's for you, yeah

'Cause if we never were

There's no way now that we're just friends

[Verse 2]

Big mouth, codeine, cool Dean, shit scene

Shit storm, 'na mean? Calm down, Eileen

Was I lost in the presence of something mighty?

Standing at the bar with Vanessa, chatting up Miley

Out the gents like Tony Montana

Ou-ou-out of the gents like Tony Montana

Out of the gents like Hannah Montana

Don't worry baby, you own it, girl!

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm all for tasting blood

If ever's for you, yeah

If we weren't before, there's no way now

That we're just friends

There's no way now that we're just friends

(Lost 'em in a crowd; d'ya mind if I—)

[Verse 3]

One size fits all; Slick Ricks and Dim-Sums

Bitches not birds, 'cause birds, they get bitched on

Mean son, you've been shitted on

She's not the first dog that shitted on your lawn

So Django, tight chaps, fat stick, lip pierced

Deep pockets, short arms…

Anyone around here know a parasite or a schizophrenic?

Who doesn't like their public image limited?

[Refrain]

So you do a line and take two shots, then anti-psychotic

Do a line and take two shots, then anti-psychotic

So you do a line and take two shots, then anti-psychotic

Do a line and take two shots, then anti-psychotic

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm all for tasting blood

If ever's for you, yeah

If we weren't before, there's no way now

'Cause I'm all for tasting blood

If ever's for you, yeah

If we weren't before, there's no way now

That we're just friends

There's no way now that we're just friends

(Lost 'em in a crowd; d'ya mind if I read for a bit?)