Mercedes Benz (with spoken intro)

[Studio dialogue]

What'd I say?

You wrote another song

No, it's this song

I'd like to do it

Are you ready?

Of course

Is the tape moving? i can do this one in one take

I'm gonna do it again?

Yeah

Don’t count on me

What? Well, I’ll do the best i can

[Intro]

I'd like to do a song of great social and political import

It goes like this

[Verse 1]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends

Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends

So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

[Verse 2]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me

I wait for delivery each day until three

So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

[Verse 3]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down

Prove that you love me and buy the next round

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

Everybody!

[Verse 1]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends

Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends

So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

[Spoken Outro]

That's it! Ha ha ha ha ha ha