Caped Crusader

When I die you will find

My body clean and shaved

Do not touch my genitals

Without gloves on your hands

Let no one come near me

If they are female

Watch on my left hand

Perfume made just for men

Purify my soul from unclean things

Pray all night

Sharpen knives to slaughter swift and clean

The prophet says the animal should not feel any pain

Oh God forgive me for all my sins

The time of fun and waste has gone

Judgment has arrived

Wedding in paradise

The black-eyed virgins call

Come hither, friend of God

God is great, God is love

We must kill infidels

I don't care if I do

What's right in the sight of men

Important thing is for me

To do right in God's sight

Annoint me with cooking oil

I'm Daniel in the Den

Baby killers and calico cats

You shall feel my wrath

Yeh yeh-eh Yeh-eh God is Great

Yeh yeh-eh Yeh-eh God is Love

No No-o God but God

We must kill in-fi-dels

I am ready to become a martyr

Give the most precious thing I have

Fight with my heart to the last drop

Of blood! Blood!

Why do we hate you so

To blow ourselves up to blow up you?

Every time you bomb our lands

It might be time for you to ask

What will their kids be like?

What will their kids be like?

Killin' time, blending in

A smile and paper hat

Feel jihad each time I ask

Would you like fries with that?

Our Bruce Wayne, complete with cave

Dispatched crime-fighting bats

Think like me for a minute or three

You'll come up with a way

To slip right though your gates

You'll never be secure

You'll never be secure

There is no God

But God