Islamic Bomb

The sun sets on the desert

Of Thee Evil Empire, oh yeah

The seeds of Mass Destruction

Are still very much alive, uh-huh

All we got were lousy weapons

Piled up from the Cold War

The free market wrecked our country

To the black market we go

Hand grenades way up to nuke toys

From Afghanistan to Latvia

We will sell to anyone

Who wants the Bomb

So the conga line of missiles

Dances out of storage sites, uh-huh, oh yeah

Past the checkpoints left abandoned

Kuz the guards all took a bribe, oh yeah, uh-huh

And down to all the hot spots

Gettin' tired of being stomped on

By great satans and their neighbors

This will change if we have the bomb

Spread gift-wrapped do-it-yourself kits

Pay our debts to the World Bank

Before you can say Islam

Before you can say Saddam

Who's got the bomb? Islamic Bomb

[Guitar Solo]

For a real Axis of Evil

Keep an eye on free enterprise

Like our top secret project

At a warehouse right in town

No one here knows all the details

We just ship components out

Selling to the highest bidder

If we don't, someone else will

To third parties in Third countries

You can't stop what you can't find

This is what we wanted all along

Now the arms race can go on and on

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

Piss ant little countries

They were getting in our way, uh-huh

Trying to claim their soil's riches

Tellin' us we have to pay, uh-huh, uh-huh

So we tricked their wacky rulers

To go wipe each other out

Russian Roulette regime change

In a sea of mushroom clouds

Dying peasants slave at gunpoint

All their oil is finally ours

Life will never be

Quite like it was

Hide in our Green Zones

Til Jesus comes

But we fixed you all

With Thee Islamic Bomb

Islamic Bomb