And It Stoned Me

Half a mile from the county fair

The rain came pouring down

Me and Billy standing there

With a silver half a crown

So we put our fishing rods

And the tackle on our backs

We just stood there getting wet

With our backs against the fence

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

I hope it don't rain all day

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

And it stoned me

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like going home

And it stoned me

The rain let up, and the sun came out

And we were gettin'  dry

Almost glad a pickup truck

Nearly passed us by

So we jumped on in, gave the driver a grin

And he dropped us up the road

And we looked at the swim, and we jumped back in

Not to mention fishing poles

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Let it run all over me

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

And it stoned me

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like going home

And it stoned me

We sang a song as we walked along

We were getting dry

We saw the man from across the road

With the sunshine in his eye

And he lived all alone in his own little home

With a great big gallon jar

There was bottles two, one for me and you

And he said, "Hey, there you are"

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Oh, the water

Get it myself from the mountain stream

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

And it stoned me

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like going home

And it stoned me

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like jelly roll

And it stoned me

And it stoned me to my soul

Stoned me just like going home

And it stoned me