When I Paint My Masterpiece

Oh, the streets of Rome are filled with rubble

Ancient footprints are everywhere

Well, you can almost think that you're seein' double

On a cold dark night on the Spanish Stairs

Got to hurry on back to my hotel room

Where I've got me a date with Botticelli's niece

She promised she'd be right there with me

When I paint my masterpiece

Oh, the hours I've spent inside the Coliseum

Dodging lions and wastin' time

Oh, those mighty kings of the jungle

I can hardly stand to see 'em

Well, it sure has been a long hard ride

Train wheels runnin' through the back of my memory

When I ran on the hilltop following a pack of wild geese

Someday, life will be sweet like a rhapsody

When I paint my masterpiece

Sailin' 'round the world in a dirty gondola

Oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola

I left Rome and landed in Brussels

On a plane ride so bumpy that I almost cried

Clergymen in uniform and young girls pullin' muscles

Everyone was there to greet me when I stepped inside

Newspapermen eating candy

Had to be held down by big police

Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent

When I paint my masterpiece

Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent

When I paint my masterpiece

When I paint my masterpiece