Aging Well

[Intro]

Your dirty mouth and old tweets

Ain't the only things that aren't—

[Verse 1]

My friend pulled up a recent photo of you on her phone

I didn't even recognize, you had to look up close

But when I did, oh, man, I started to choke

They say, "Karma's a bitch, you know?"

When we were twenty-three, I prayed the world would finally see

The ugly on the inside that was hiding underneath

It's coming back around from all the shit you did to me

Guess the universe could see

[Pre-Chorus]

You were walking around way too conceited

About time that hairline started recedin'

[Chorus]

In your hometown, people are talking

Word got 'round that you really lost it

And nobody cares about the sizes of your— (Ah)

When your face is looking like a rough twenty-six

Even Dan and Jack think you're a loser

The whole bar's worrying 'bout your future

It's catching up all that putting me through hell

Your dirty mouth and old tweets

Ain't the only things that aren't aging well

[Post-Chorus]

(Ain't the only things that aren't aging well)

[Verse 2]

Shame on me for thinking you were once God's gift

I blame that devil on my shoulder had me thinking you were it

It's funny, I grew up and older, you never did

But boy does it look like it

[Pre-Chorus]

You've been pouring it up and hit a new low

Looks like that beer gut's finally showin'

[Chorus]

In your hometown, people are talking

Word got 'round that you really lost it

And nobody cares about the size of your— (Ah)

When your face is looking like a rough twenty-six

Even Dan and Jack think you're a loser

The whole bar's worrying 'bout your future

It's catching up all that putting me through hell

Your dirty mouth and old tweets

Ain't the only things that aren't aging well

[Post-Chorus]

(Ain't the only things)

(Ain't the only things)

[Chorus]

In your hometown, people are talking

Word got 'round that you really lost it

And nobody cares about the size of your dick

When your face is looking like you've been through shit

Dan and Jack think you're a loser

The whole bar's worrying 'bout your future

It's catching up all that putting me through hell

Your dirty mouth and old tweets

Ain't the only things that aren't aging well

[Outro]

(You're looking pretty rough, man)

(Ain't he only things) That aren't aging well

(What the hell happened after we stopped talking?)

(Ain't he only things) That aren't aging well (Yikes)

They ain't the only things

They ain't the only things

They ain't the only things that aren't aging well