Not My Man

Many months he lead me on
Tricked me, said I was the one
Everything he's saying now to you
I guess I was a good test run
A guinea pig for how to love
He learned exactly what he shouldn't do

But I bet he's still a late night caller
Acting like a real big baller
Lying he's a little taller too
And he's telling you that he found God
But I'll tell you he still got off to me when he just started dating you
Oops

I don't think you understand
You really took him off my hands
I beg you, keep him if you can
You stole my problem, not my man

And he'll say that he's not that bad
That I'm insane and oh so sad
But he can't keep it in his pants
You stole my problem, not my man
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
You stole my problem, not my man

He told me 'bout the time you met
The local town golf tournament
He swore it wouldn't be serious
I bet you didn't know that (I bet you didn't know that)
And did he use his pickup line that he'd marry you in record time?
Or that you have such pretty eyes
It's funny, he said the same thing about mine

I don't think you understand
You really took him off my hands
I beg you, keep him if you can
You stole my problem, not my man

And he'll say that he's not that bad
That I'm insane and oh so sad
But he can't keep it in his pants
You stole my problem, not my man
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
You stole my problem

We're talking 'bout a guy who (talkin' 'bout a guy who)
Sleeps with his ex's friends
Likes girls on Instagram
Pays way too much for OnlyFans
Talking 'bout a guy who (talkin' 'bout a guy who)
Just likes to get around
Way more than he can count
Who you know nothing about (woah)

I don't think you understand
You really took him off my hands
I beg you, keep him if you can
You stole my problem, not my man

And he'll say that he's not that bad
That I'm insane and oh so sad
I don't think you understand
But you stole my problem and not my man
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
You stole my problem, stole my problem
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
You stole my problem, not my man

Talking 'bout a guy who (talkin' 'bout)
Sleeps with his ex's friends
Likes girls on Instagram
You stole my problem, not my man
Talking 'bout a guy who (I'm talkin' 'bout you)
Sleeps with his ex's friends (you know who you are)
Likes girls on Instagram
You stole my problem, not my man