It's Easy

If you need a woman in bed with you

Tell her in front what you can do

It's easy, easy as pie

You don't have to BS her, you don't have to lie

If you play the guitar, it won't be long

You'll be writin' and singin' them songs

It's easy, easy you bet

You'll be big, if you don't quit

If you feel kind of lonesome, no friends in sight

Get yourself a dog, it will be all right

Get yourself two, lucky you

One thing nice, it'll be there twice to love you

It's so easy getting through these times

So easy with your life and mine

If a woman thinks she's ugly or always depressed

She can go out and buy herself a new dress

It's easy, easy for her

Solves all of her problems, that's for sure

It's so easy getting through these times

So easy with your life and mine

If cash is your problem, you might regret

And use that old plastic, slide two-third in debt

It's easy, easy you see

If tomorrow never comes, everything is free

So easy getting through these times

So easy with your life and mine

It's so easy getting through these times

So easy with your life and mine