Last Will and Testament

Well I met this old woman, she was hard as nails

I think she'd just come out of the county jail

But I loaned her some money just to pay her rent

If I would, she would put me in her last will and testament

Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two

I never hear from them till the bills are due

The money I gave 'em, they already spent

If I could just slip 'em out, you put me in the last will and testament

You know I'm going over sixty, I'm older than most

It won't be long now, I'll be nothing but a ghost

My intentions, it's my intent

To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament

And when it's all over, they put you in the ground

Send my belongings to the lost and found

My intention, it's my intent

To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament

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