Five Guys Named Moe

[Intro]

I gotta tell you a story from way back

Truck on down and dig me, Jack

There's Big Moe

Little Moe

Four-Eyed Moe

No Mo'

Look at brother, look at brother, look at brother Eat Mo'

Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe, Moe

[Verse 1]

Who's the greatest band around?

Makes the cats jump up and down

Who's the talk of rhythm town?

Five guys named Moe

[Verse 2]

When they start to beat it out

Everybody jump and shout

Tell me, who do the critics rave about?

Five guys named Moe

[Bridge]

They came out of nowhere

But that don't mean a thing

They rate high and you'll know why

When you hear them swing

[Verse 3]

High brow, low brow, all agree

They're the best in harmony

I'm telling you folks you just got to see

Five guys named Moe

[Instrumental Break]

[Interlude]

There's Big Moe

Little Moe

[Scatting]

[Outro]

One guy—Big Moe

Two guys—Little Bitty Moe

Three guys—Four-Eyed Moe

Four guys—No Mo'

Five guys—Eat Mo'

Five little guys named Moe