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John Grant
Boy from Michigan
Your Portfolio

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Your Portfolio

Release date: 24th June 2021

From Boy from MichiganTrack 105:48

Alternative Music

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About This Track

"Your Portfolio" is a track by John Grant, from the album Boy from Michigan, released 24th June 2021. The track is 5:48 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about John Grant.

About the Artist

John Grant

John Grant

Lyrics

Your Portfolio

Your portfolio
Is much bigger than I thought

Your portfolio
Is much bigger than I had anticipated
It gets swollen and inflated

Your portfolio
Is making me wet
It makes me want to fall even deeper into debt

Your portfolio
Has razor-sharp claws
But that just makes me excited
Instead of giving me pause

Automatic perfection
Information technology
Strict foreclosure
Authorization validity check
Hostile takeover
Statutory instrument
Non-performing asset
I hope this is what you meant

Никогда не извиняйтесь за то
Чем вы стали

Всё что мы имеем
Заработали потом и кровью

Your portfolio
Has killed and it will kill again
I can't wait to feel it rubbing up against my skin

Your portfolio
Is leaking all over the floor

Your portfolio
Is making me feel like I want more

Your portfolio
Is saying all of the right things
But when it doesn't call me back
My feelings are hurt and it stings

Your portfolio
Has been seen carousing out on the town
Makes me wonder why waited up
All decked out like a clown

Automatic perfection
Information technology
Strict foreclosure
Authorization validity check
Hostile takeover
Statutory instrument
Non-performing asset
I hope this is what you meant

Никогда не извиняйтесь за то
Чем вы стали

Всё что мы имеем
Заработали потом и кровью

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Boy from Michigan

5:482021

Listen

Album

Boy from Michigan

Track number

10

Release year

2021

1Boy from Michigan
7:38
2County Fair
5:09
3The Rusty Bull
7:59
4The Cruise Room
4:15

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John Grant — It's a Bitch (from The Art of the Lie) [4:33]
John Grant — Marbles (from The Art of the Lie) [7:15]
John Grant — All That School For Nothing (from The Art of the Lie) [5:21]
John Grant — Twistin Scriptures (from The Art of the Lie) [0:20]
John Grant — Zeitgeist (from The Art of the Lie) [5:30]
John Grant — The Child Catcher (from The Art of the Lie) [7:15]
John Grant — Meek AF (from The Art of the Lie) [6:29]
John Grant — Mother and Son (from The Art of the Lie) [7:26]
John Grant — Father (from The Art of the Lie) [7:03]
John Grant — Daddy (from The Art of the Lie) [6:46]
John Grant — It’s a Bit…Disconcerting
John Grant — Roadrunner Blues
John Grant — Where Are Your Kids Tonight?
John Grant — Day Is Done [6:26]
John Grant — Christmas Star (Radio Edit) (from Christmas Star - EP) [3:08]
John Grant — Christmas Star (from Christmas Star - EP) [4:30]
John Grant — Santa's Song (from Christmas Star - EP) [2:51]
John Grant — Wonderful Christmas (from Christmas Star - EP) [3:43]
John Grant — God’s Gonna Cut You Down
John Grant — Best In Me (from Boy from Michigan) [5:18]
John Grant — Mike and Julie (from Boy from Michigan) [6:20]
John Grant — The Cruise Room (from Boy from Michigan) [4:15]
John Grant — Boy from Michigan (from Boy from Michigan) [7:38]
John Grant — County Fair (from Boy from Michigan) [5:09]
John Grant — Rhetorical Figure (from Boy from Michigan) [3:59]
John Grant — Just So You Know (from Boy from Michigan) [7:58]
John Grant — Billy (from Boy from Michigan) [4:25]
John Grant — The Only Baby (from Boy from Michigan) [9:39]
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John Grant — Dandy Star (from Boy from Michigan) [6:55]
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John Grant — Voodoo Doll (Anna Meredith Remix) (from Remixes Are Also Magic - EP) [3:37]
John Grant — Touch and Go (Blancmange Remix) (from Remixes Are Also Magic - EP) [4:03]
John Grant — Grey Tickles Black Pressure (Carter Tutti Remix) (from Remixes Are Also Magic - EP) [6:05]
John Grant — Metamorphosis (from Love Is Magic) [5:41]
John Grant — The Common Snipe (from Love Is Magic) [6:37]
John Grant — Touch and Go (from Love Is Magic) [5:04]
John Grant — Smug C**t (from Love Is Magic) [6:23]
John Grant — Love Is Magic (from Love Is Magic) [6:22]
John Grant — Tempest (from Love Is Magic) [6:32]
John Grant — Is He Strange (from Love Is Magic) [5:17]
John Grant — Preppy Boy (from Love Is Magic) [4:47]
John Grant — Diet Gum (from Love Is Magic) [7:25]
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