The Toffee Song

Eat one and throw the rest away

Eat one and throw the rest away

When you live alone at Christmas-time

Your diet’s turnin’ on a dime

Eat one and throw the rest away

Eat one more then throw the rest away

Just eat one more then throw the rest away

(Come on)

Just eat one more, it couldn’t hurt

Tonight my dinner is dessert

Eat one more then throw the rest away

Rapidly eat as many as you can before you throw the rest away

Rapidly early as many as you can before you throw the rest away

Cause you don’t want to be fat for New Year’s

You just want to stand here above the garbage

And eat all of the ????? Away

Go back into the garbage for some you threw away

Go back into the garbage for some you threw away

Tonight you know your diet’s wrecked

And you have got no self-respect

Go back into the garbage and (uhh uhh uhhhh)

[tuba section]

No, you’re an adult, you can live with snacks

You might as well just try and put these back

[outro]