Waffle House In Guam

[Intro]

(Singing this song for my mother)

Yeah

Got a waffle house in Guam today

(Singing this song for my mother)

Uh, yeah

Got a waffle house in Guam today

(Singing this song for my mother)

Yeah

Got a waffle house in Guam today

(Singing this song for the joy he brings)

Got a waffle house in Guam

[Verse 1]

Yo, yo, I need some cold air

I'm rolling down my windows

Only follow signs in whichever the wind blows

Damn

I'm still hungry though

Depending on my attitude how far will we go?

Imma sky rocket empty out these nice pockets

If you don't believe me I'm tearing out your eye sockets

I had a dream last night, such complexity, I met a frickin' angel

And hе said to me "Yo B, what up?"

"I support you but you got to have backup (Yeah)

A placе where you can settle if you fail and get back up (Uh huh)

I know a place and a plan you can follow

A tropical place where you can flip waffles" (Damn)

He told me about this place

A magical land where we can start over

With some place called Guam

I got this little place callin' my name

So, if I never make it big I don't care, I'll go to Guam

[Chorus]

(Singing this song for my mother)

When everything fails

Got a waffle house in Guam, you can always come find me

We can be whatever we want

Yo, but I got waffles in the griddle

And I can't help but tell you this is life, ain't nothing realer

[Verse 2]

My plan is I'mma go to the states

Tryna get big like those 40 dollar steaks

But nonetheless, I don't even stress

I got it all covered like an answer when I'm taking tests

And if this fails imma take a boat across the sea

Never incomplete like words with no apostrophes

Fame or Guam are places I gotta be

But in Guam I'mma make sure that I got lots to eat

'Cause I'm gonna start a damn waffle house

If your plans fail you can always come and help out

We can make the waffles and live till age 90

We can be the happiest amongst the high seas

Don't you get it? Stupid equals happy

I rather run a tropical waffle house

Lastly, what you talking about 2000 on your SATS?

I don't really care if my future isn't set for me

[Chorus]

(Singing this song for my mother)

When everything fails

Got a waffle house in Guam, you can always come find me

We can be whatever we want

Yeah, but I got waffles in the griddle

And I can't help but tell you this is life, ain't nothing realer

[Outro]

Failed three tests?

(Got a waffle house in Guam!)

You just got your ass kicked?

(Got a waffle house in Guam!)

Life is going nowhere?

(Got a waffle house in Guam!)

Then what are you waiting for bitch?

(Singing this song for my mother)

(Singing this song for the joy he brings)