Be Prepared

[Intro]

I never thought hyenas essential

They're crude and unspeakably plain

But maybe they've a glimmer of potential

If allied to my vision and brain

[Verse 1]

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a warthog's backside

But–thick as you are–pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions

The lights are not all on upstairs

But we're talking kings and successions

Even you can't be caught unawares!

[Pre-Chorus]

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Is tiptoeing nearer

And where do you feature?

Just listen to teacher

[Chorus]

I know it sounds sordid

But you'll be rewarded

When at last I am given my dues

And injustice deliciously squared

Be prepared!

[Interlude]

Yeah, be prepared! For what?

For the death of the king!

Why? Is he sick?

No, fool, we're going to kill him. And Simba too!

Great idea! Who needs a king?

No king, no king, la la la la la la!

Idiots! There will be a king!

I will be king!

(Long live the king!)

Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!

[Verse 2]

It's great that you'll soon be connected

With a king who'll be all-time adored

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

You won't get a sniff without me!

[Pre-Chorus 2]

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the murkiest scam

Meticulous planning

Tenacity spanning

Decades of denial

Is simply why I'll

[Chorus 2]

Be king undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen for the wonder I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

Long live the king