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Joost

Offline

Release date: 30th September 2022

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"Offline" is a track by Joost, from the album Fryslân, released 30th September 2022. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Joost.

About the Artist

Joost

Joost

Lyrics

Offline

[Intro]

If you were wondering who I am

My name's Crazy, last name Frog

[Verse 1]

Crazy motherfucker named Joost Klein

Ik werd gepest op het schoolplein nu heb ikke hoofdpijn

Ik was dertien maar geen dertien in een dozijn

Paar jaar geleden en mijn bril die was gestroomlijnd

Ik had een dicht gordijn bij mijn kozijn

Ik zou ook boos zijn zonder mijn co-sign

En ze vragen mij: Joost Klein, hoe de fuck kun jij zo groot zijn

Ben in Oost-Berlijn ik drink mijn rode wijn

Mijn psychiater zij mij jij hebt borderline

Die woorden deden pijn

Net als stekels, van een porcupine

Maar toch ben ik fris, net Robijn

Jij bent een pestkop, nee je kan niet zo zijn

Check mijn website, dit is mijn domein

Na twintig jaar online, ben ik liever offline

[Hook]

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline (yes)

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

[Verse 2]

Werd geschopt, werd geslagen

Maar de pestkop noemde het plagen

Dus ikke mocht niet klagen

Mijn docent zei, "Je mag me alles vragen

Er zijn geen domme vragen"

Dus ik vroeg "Waar is mijn vader?"

Tien jaar later, ik drink zonder lekkage

Mijn strafblad is wit, net wc papier van Page

Ik ging door allemaal fases

Ik luister André Hazes

Ik passeer de revue en ik passeer de passage

Mijn brein is een gekke salade

Mijn leven is een quiz, je kan het antwoord niet raden

Net Kud, ik heb die groene en die paarse

Ze noemde me papi, maar ikke ben geen kraantje

Ik wacht al jaren en maanden

Maar ik blijf net als mijn ovaties staande

Ik teken graag op beslagen ramen

Ze wil m'n C-O-C-K net Baantjer

[Hook]

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline (ah, yeah)

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

Ik ben liever offline

[Verse 3]

Ik voel me Kooten en de Bie

Bitch ik wil wat noten bij m'n brie

Joost Klein en de Tantu van de Beats

Da's een hele mooie symfonie

Ik voel me Kooten en de Bie

Bitch ik wil wat noten bij m'n brie

Joost Klein en de Tantu van de Beats

Da's een hele mooie symfonie

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Track details

From Fryslân

2022
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Album
Fryslân
Fryslân
Joost
Release year
2022
  1. —Life Story
  2. —Liverpool
  3. —Pinkpop 1983
  4. —PTSD
  5. —Disco Belgica
  6. —Rookpauze
  7. —Offline
  8. —Fryslân Bop
  9. —Antwoord
  10. —2002/2001
  11. —Joost Klein 4

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