United by Music

[Intro]

Mr. Klein, Cash

Attention

[Pre-Chorus]

We want peace, they want war (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

Rich stay rich, poor stay poor (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

We want peace, they want war (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

Rich stay rich, poor stay poor (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

[Chorus: Tommy Cash]

I want to fly to Kyiv and go to Moscow (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

I wanna vote Kamala and also vote Trump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

I wanna be sober and I wanna take a bump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

I wanna take the piss, but I gotta take a dump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

(Yes, fuck off, fuck off, yes)

[Verse 1: Joost]

Fuck the EBU, I don't want to go to court

The less get less and the more get more

But fuck that shit, I just want the hardcore

I wanna buy a Samsung in the Apple Store

[Verse 2: Tommy Cash]

I'm not a good rapper, that's the reason that I sing (Yeah)

I'm not a good singer, that's the reason that I rap (Yeah)

I used to love McDonald’s, but I'm never going back

I know that I'm white, but I wish that I was—

[Verse 3: Joost]

And do you ever think that the world would be so safe

That the people never die and nobody got AIDS

I wanna smoke a cigarette, but also hit a vape

I like to keep it straight, but I also like it gay

[Chorus: Tommy Cash]

I want to fly to Kyiv and go to Moscow (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

I wanna vote Kamala and also vote Trump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

I wanna be sober and I wanna take a bump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

I wanna take the piss, but I gotta take a dump (Du-du-du-du-ru-du-du)

[Outro: Tommy Cash & Joost]

When I wake up in the morning, I wanna sleep

The people need the money — economy

Joost Klein, Tommy — that's unity

This song is so funny, it's not that deep