Dead Skunk

[Verse 1]

Crossin' the highway late last night

He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right

He didn't see the station wagon car

The skunk got squashed and there you are

[Chorus]

You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road

Dead skunk in the middle of the road

Dead skunk in the middle of the road

Stinkin' to high heaven

[Verse 2]

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose

Roll up your window and hold your nose

You don't have to look and you don't have to see

'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

[Chorus]

You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road

Dead skunk in the middle of thе road

Dead skunk in the middle of thе road

Stinkin' to high heaven

[Bridge]

Yeah, you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog

On a moonlit night, you got your dead toad frog

You got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon

The blood and the guts, they're gonna make you swoon

[Chorus]

You got your dead skunk in the middle

Dead skunk in the middle of the road

Dead skunk in the middle of the road

And it's stinkin' to high heaven

[Outro]

Come on, stink

You got it

It's dead, it's in the middle

It smells like a quarter bag of weed

It smells like the back of Willie Nelson's tour bus

The front too

It smells like somethin' Josh Abbott doesn't allow on his tour bus

Not true

Oh, the pollution, it's dead