Lithuania

Hey, do y'all wanna hear how I got kicked off United Airlines?

I caught a flight on a Friday night

Got drunk at BNA

Met my sister Autumn at the airport in Charlotte

She loved to fly on planes

She booked our flights on that Hopper site

And we had a few delays

It took six planes and two full days

To reach that lovely, unknown place

Lithuania

My big brother went to school in London

Met a girl and they fell in love and

They asked me if I would come play

At their wedding on this fine September day in

Lithuania, Lithuania

That's why I got on that plania

And now I'll never fly again

Lithuania

Now I'll admit when I lеave land

I need a drink in both my hands

So by the time my passport book was stampеd

I don't think you'd call me the best man

But I showed up at that wedding and I played a few songs

Went out into the night and walked the streets alone

And I met a girl and thought I'll make this place my home

Lithuania

Now on the way back, on a red eye to Dallas

I will admit I was feeling pretty ragged

And Autumn brought the flowers the bride throws

So the next girl can get married, I suppose

And the agriculture department flagged that onto the way into the US

So we had to wait in this long, long line

And I got put into a later flight

And I went to the bar and ordered my favorite drink at the time

Courvoisier and coke (I know)

I had a few and I fell asleep

Woke up to a flight attendant shaking me

And I said, "Hey man won't you just let me be, won't you"

No, he called the police

And they took me off the plane

And it took four FBI men to keep me contained

And they said I'd never fly United Airlines again

Oh, Lithuania, Lithuania

That's why I got on that plania

And now I'll never fly again

Lithuania

Lithuania