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Joyce Manor – 5 Beer Plan (2012) | Track profile | Dork

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Joyce Manor
Collection
5 Beer Plan

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5 Beer Plan

Release date: 2012

From Collection

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"5 Beer Plan" is a track by Joyce Manor, from the album Collection, released 2012. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 8 articles about Joyce Manor.

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Joyce Manor

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Lyrics

5 Beer Plan

[Verse 1]

Take a lover's nap

Shut your little trap

It's a pleasure cruise

When you're born to lose

And if I told you so

Would you act like you know?

[Verse 2]

And at the driving range

You shouted fire away

I started feeling strange

Thought of taking my life

And then I told you so

I fucking told you so

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2012

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2012

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