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5 Beer Plan Lyrics — Joyce Manor | Dork

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5 Beer Plan

From Collection2012

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5 Beer Plan

[Verse 1] Take a lover's nap Shut your little trap It's a pleasure cruise When you're born to lose And if I told you so Would you act like you know? [Verse 2] And at the driving range You shouted fire away I started feeling strange Thought of taking my life And then I told you so I fucking told you so

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"5 Beer Plan" is a song by Joyce Manor from the album Collection, released in 2012.

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