Flat Earth Theme

[Verse 1]

I met a girl named Bertha

She said she was a Flat Earther

On her way to the conference

I said you know that that's nonsense

She said this shit’s not nonsense

You don't even know, have you heard my silence?

I said what about science?

And she said science don't give me no love

[Verse 2]

I got talking to Linda

She was out on a bender

Swiping through Tinder

I said how’s that working for you?

She said it's not working

It's regret and embarrassment lurking

But it's late and I'm lonely and hurting

And where else can I get me some love?

[Chorus]

Holding on for dear life

Always the bridesmaid but never the bride

A billion tiny islands in the ocean

All these characters I dream

Variations on a theme

Variations on a theme

Variations on a theme

[Verse 3]

I met a boy called Casper

He's a worldwide traveller

Talking about ayahuasca

As he stares into his pasta

He said I probably shouldn't fly so much

Probably shouldn't get high so much

But I’m a lonely hedonist and my therapist says

I need to find ways to love myself

[Verse 4]

How could I forget Brian

Opened the floodgates without even trying

I missed my stop on that train

’Cause I got a lot of time for a grown man crying

He said she loves me and I love him and he loves she

Still spinning a bottle on the topmost shelf

And looking for love like everyone else

[Chorus]

Holding on for dear life

Always the bridesmaid but never the bride

A billion tiny islands in the ocean

All these characters I dream

Variations on a theme

Variations on a theme

Variations on a theme

[Outro]

Holding on for dear life

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life (Like everyone else)

Holding on for dear life

Holding on for dear life