LADIES+

[Intro: JID]

I always wanted to do one of these type shits

[Verse 1: JID]

Uh, I had a yellow girl, called her Dandelion

She be panty-less, so no panty lines

She from Campbellton, off of County Line

Steady hands, never let her count the bands, though

She fucked me, tryna pluck a couple bucks like a banjo

Had a girl who was an artist, she could draw, her name Tracy

She always outta line, making Mona Lisa faces

And we argue all the time, but we fuck like we crazy

She said her favoritе thing is face painting

I used to have this whitе shorty, always hanging with the black folk

She used to bump Black Thought, I saw her using black soap

That's a wack thought, ain't wanna kick her to the curb

Until she asked me, can she say the N-word?

Hey, can I say "nigga" around you?

Some nerve

I knew a girl from Jersey used to love Donny Hathaway

And she was from Piscataway

Her brother pulled a gun on me, she told him, "Put the gat away"

I was tapping that ass, I'll never forget the Saturday

But it don't even matter like D'Angelo and Laur' Hill

I had a country girl from Alabama down in Mobile

At that time, she had mo' bills than me

And she, her, had no time to chill with me

I still miss her, I wonder where could she be?

Hand me the Fronto leaf

Hey, damn bro, I don't think we got no more

Aight, let's go to the store

Aight, nigga, but shit, we driving your shit

You driving?

[Interlude: T.I.]

Young nigga, you don't know nothing 'bout no bitches

Listen

[Verse 2: T.I.]

Now as we smoke and ride and reminisce

I'm thinking back to a time when I was young and dumb with single nigga privileges

I had a chick, her name was Loraine, did anything for me

On the day she get her hair done, walk in the rain for me

Pick Sharika up and stole the car, she wasn't ashamed of me

Trapping hard, slept on the floor, and never complained to me

My baby went into stores and did her thang for me

Even ran from police and got it back on the train for me

Lame to me, half of these bitches, laugh at these bitches

'Til the point you go on IG and you can raffle these bitches

Not to say I wouldn't tackle these bitches, given the chance

If it happened, it was destiny, shit was out of my hands

I'm saying...

[Outro: T.I.]

Man

They say karma is constant

That means it's just, it's a consistent cycle of

Good and bad

Coming and going from every source of life

Existing on Earth, so

If I fucked a bitch real good back in the day, you know what I'm saying?

I'm talking like real good and like made her feel, you know

Like the woman that it made her into the woman that she is right now, then

I'd expect somebody should be coming to fuck me real good any day now

I mean it's karma, right? (Sheesh)

[Outro: The Boondocks Sample]

Riley: All I'm saying is when Xzibit brings that car back you gonna be "Bitches."

Granddad: What did you call me?

Riley: No, no, I mean "Bitches" like you gonna have so many bitches that's what niggas is gonna call you. No disrespect

Huey: No disrespect? You just called your grandfather "Bitches"!

Riley: Yeah, but I don't mean bitches in a disrespectful way. I mean it as a general word for women

Huey: And you're gonna let him get away with that?

Granddad: It's OK. Just this once

Riley: Granddad, I'm just sayin' you might have to change your middle name from Jebediah to Bitches. Is all I'm tryin' to say. No disrespect