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Kasabian
ACT III
THE GURU AND THE CRYPTO TIME MACHINE

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THE GURU AND THE CRYPTO TIME MACHINE

Release date: 16th July 2026

From ACT IIITrack 9

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"THE GURU AND THE CRYPTO TIME MACHINE" is a track by Kasabian, from the album ACT III, released 16th July 2026. It's filed under Rock. Dork has published 1 article about Kasabian.

About the Artist

Kasabian

Kasabian

Track details

From ACT III

2026

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Album

Track number

9

Release year

2026

1quiet on set please 1m9
2SOULMATE
3Hippie Sunshine
3:06
4SUPERPOWERS

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Kasabian — NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS (from ACT III)
Kasabian — quiet on set please 1m9 (from ACT III)
Kasabian — SAY YOU (CLOSER) (from ACT III)
Kasabian — npc 3m12 (from ACT III)
Kasabian — mind palace 2m7 (from ACT III)
Kasabian — HYPER//RISING (from ACT III)
Kasabian — SOULMATE (from ACT III)
Kasabian — SUPERPOWERS (from ACT III)
Kasabian — GLIDE (from ACT III)
Kasabian — SILVER APPLE EYES (from ACT III)
Kasabian — GREAT PRETENDER (from ACT III) [2:38]
Kasabian — Release the Pressure (Rebūke remix)
Kasabian — Release the Pressure (Brutal edit)
Kasabian — Days Are Forgotten (Young Sherlock version)
Kasabian — Release the Pressure (VIP mix)
Kasabian — Release the Pressure
Kasabian — Hippie Sunshine (from ACT III) [3:06]
Kasabian — Hippie Sunshine [3:06]
Kasabian — G.O.A.T (Sky 25 mix)
Kasabian — Algorithms (from Happenings) [3:09]
Kasabian — How Far Will You Go (from Happenings) [1:50]
Kasabian — Coming Back To Me Good (from Happenings) [2:50]
Kasabian — Passengers (from Happenings) [2:51]
Kasabian — Italian Horror (from Happenings) [2:36]
Kasabian — Call (from Happenings) [2:30]
Kasabian — Hell Of It (from Happenings) [3:24]
Kasabian — G.O.A.T (from Happenings) [3:07]
Kasabian — Darkest Lullaby (from Happenings) [3:11]
Kasabian — Bird in a Cage (from Happenings) [2:39]
Kasabian — Call (Solomun remix)
Kasabian — Algorithms [3:09]
Kasabian — CHEMICALS (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [3:32]
Kasabian — STRICTLY OLD SKOOL (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [3:07]
Kasabian — ALYGATYR (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [3:23]
Kasabian — æ space (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [0:49]
Kasabian — ROCKET FUEL (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [3:03]
Kasabian — æ sea (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [0:33]
Kasabian — LETTING GO (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [3:03]
Kasabian — ALCHEMIST (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [2:40]
Kasabian — T.U.E (the ultraview effect) (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [5:46]
Kasabian — SCRIPTVRE (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [3:49]
Kasabian — STARGAZR (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [4:57]
Kasabian — THE WALL (from The Alchemist's Euphoria) [3:30]
Kasabian — Comeback Kid
Kasabian — You’re In Love With a Psycho
Kasabian — (shiva) (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [1:07]
Kasabian — beanz (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [4:42]
Kasabian — glass (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [4:48]
Kasabian — bow (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [4:27]
Kasabian — stevie (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [4:45]
Kasabian — (mortis) (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [0:48]
Kasabian — gelfling (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [3:15]
Kasabian — bumblebeee (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [4:01]
Kasabian — clouds (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [4:45]
Kasabian — s.p.s. (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [4:22]
Kasabian — explodes (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [4:18]
Kasabian — eez-eh (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [3:00]
Kasabian — (levitation) (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [1:19]
Kasabian — doomsday (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [3:40]
Kasabian — treat (from 48:13 (Deluxe)) [6:53]
Kasabian — Eez‐Eh
Kasabian — Re‐Wired
Kasabian — I Hear Voices (from Velociraptor!) [3:59]
Kasabian — Switchblade Smiles (from Velociraptor!) [4:14]
Kasabian — Man of Simple Pleasures (from Velociraptor!) [3:51]
Kasabian — Neon Noon (from Velociraptor!) [5:21]
Kasabian — Velociraptor! (from Velociraptor!) [2:52]
Kasabian — Days Are Forgotten (from Velociraptor!) [5:03]
Kasabian — Goodbye Kiss (from Velociraptor!) [4:04]
Kasabian — Acid Turkish Bath (Shelter from the Storm) (from Velociraptor!) [6:01]
Kasabian — Let's Roll Just Like We Used To (from Velociraptor!) [4:47]
Kasabian — Re-Wired (from Velociraptor!) [4:44]
Kasabian — La Fee Verte (from Velociraptor!) [5:48]
Kasabian — Vlad the Impaler
Kasabian — Underdog
Kasabian — Where Did All the Love Go?
Kasabian — Underdog (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [4:37]
Kasabian — West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version))
Kasabian — Fast Fuse (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [4:10]
Kasabian — Thick As Thieves (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [3:07]
Kasabian — West Ryder Silver Bullet (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [5:15]
Kasabian — Grope Cunny Lane (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [3:09]
Kasabian — Take Aim (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [5:24]
Kasabian — Ladies and Gentlemen (Roll the Dice) (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [3:34]
Kasabian — Secret Alphabets (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [5:07]
Kasabian — Fire (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [4:12]
Kasabian — Happiness (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [5:18]
Kasabian — Vlad the Impaler (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [4:44]
Kasabian — Where Did All the Love Go? (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [4:18]
Kasabian — Swarfiga (from West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)) [2:18]
Kasabian — Fire
Kasabian — Me Plus One
Kasabian — Shoot the Runner
Kasabian — Empire (Live From XFM) (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [4:00]
Kasabian — Apnoea (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [1:46]
Kasabian — Me Plus One (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [2:29]
Kasabian — Sun/Rise/Light/Flies (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [4:09]
Kasabian — Last Trip (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [2:53]
Kasabian — Shoot the Runner (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [3:27]
Kasabian — Empire (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [3:53]
Kasabian — By My Side (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [4:14]
Kasabian — Seek & Destroy (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [2:15]
Kasabian — The Doberman (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [5:33]
Kasabian — British Legion (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [3:19]
Kasabian — Shoot the Runner (Live From XFM) (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [5:22]
Kasabian — L.S.F. (Live From XFM) (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [6:25]
Kasabian — Reason Is Treason (Live From XFM) (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [4:52]
Kasabian — The Doberman (Live From XFM) (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [5:52]
Kasabian — Stuntman (from Empire (Bonus Track Version)) [5:19]
Kasabian — Empire
Kasabian — Processed Breaks
Kasabian — 55 (Live At Brixton Academy) (from 55 (Live At Brixton Academy)) [4:23]
Kasabian — Lsf (Live) (from iTunes Festival: London 2009) [9:29]
Kasabian — Fire (Live) (from iTunes Festival: London 2009) [4:16]
Kasabian — Club Foot (Live) (from iTunes Festival: London 2009) [4:47]
Kasabian — Where Did All the Love Go? (Live) (from iTunes Festival: London 2009) [6:50]
Kasabian — Fast Fuse (Live) (from iTunes Festival: London 2009) [4:05]
Kasabian — Empire (Live) (from iTunes Festival: London 2009) [4:10]
Kasabian — Pinch Roller (Interlude) (from Kasabian) [1:14]
Kasabian — Butcher Blues (from Kasabian) [4:29]
Kasabian — U Boat (from Kasabian) [4:10]
Kasabian — Test Transmission (from Kasabian) [3:55]
Kasabian — L.S.F. (from Kasabian) [3:18]
Kasabian — Club Foot (from Kasabian) [3:34]
Kasabian — Processed Beats (from Kasabian) [3:08]
Kasabian — Reason Is Treason (from Kasabian) [4:35]
Kasabian — Running Battle (from Kasabian) [4:16]
Kasabian — Cutt Off (from Kasabian) [4:38]
Kasabian — Orange (Interlude) (from Kasabian) [0:46]
Kasabian — I.D. (from Kasabian) [4:47]
Kasabian — Reason Is Treason (Jacknife Lee Version) (from Kasabian) [3:44]
Kasabian — Ovary Stripe (from Kasabian) [3:50]

Algorithms
3:09
Fast FuseWest Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
4:10
FireWest Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
4:12
HappinessWest Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
5:18
Ladies and Gentlemen (Roll the Dice)West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
3:34
Secret AlphabetsWest Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
5:07
SwarfigaWest Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
2:18
Take AimWest Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
5:24
Thick As ThievesWest Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
3:07
UnderdogWest Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum (Bonus Track Version)
4:37

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5GREAT PRETENDER

2:38

6NOTHING BETTER THAN THIS

7mind palace 2m7

8SILVER APPLE EYES

9THE GURU AND THE CRYPTO TIME MACHINE

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