Ringo: I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less. And here he is, that well-known star of stage, screen, and the rainbow, Mr. Keith Moon! Let's hear it for Keith!
Keith: That's uncommonly decent, dear boy, you said that extremely well
Ringo: Thank you, I've been taking talking lessons
Keith: Oh really?
Ringo: Yes
Keith: Anywhere I know?
Ringo: Got my teeth fixed, now my lips don't work. Ho ho ho
Keith: Ho ho ho!
Ringo: Well, you see this one...
Keith: Could you ??? with your beard?
Ringo: ...isn't working
Keith: Isn't work -
Ringo: I could tell from the start...
Keith: I could tell by the -
Ringo: ...it wasn't working
Keith: Just the way -
Ringo: It's a wonderful track
Keith: What?
Ringo: It isn't working
Keith: Wouldn't say a word against the track
Ringo: Nah, I wouldn't
Keith: ???
Ringo: With all your friends on it
Keith: ???
Ringo: Do I know any - who's on this track? Do I know anybody?
Keith: Most of them
Ringo: Oh, good
Keith: Ah...
Ringo: Are you gonna tell me who they are?
Keith: Well, there's Mr. Danny Kootch
Ringo: Danny Kootch
Keith: There's, ah, Jesse Ed Davis
Ringo: Jesse Ed Davis!
Keith: And, ah, a German friend, Klauss Voorman
Ringo: Klauss! (German type gibberish?)
Keith: And, ah, Van Hyde Park
Ringo: Van Dyke, you know I love your underpants
Keith: Ah, Mr. Harry Nilsson
Ringo: Harry, not Harry Nilsson, the real Harry Nilsson? You've got the real Harry Nilsson...
Keith: No, not the real one
Ringo: ...on your record, Keith?
Keith: No, the blow-up
Ringo: God, you're so lucky!
Keith: It's the uh, you can get it --
Ringo: Jim. Jim
Keith: Jump?
Ringo: Jim... Oh, and you've got Jim Keltner, too!
Keith: And Jim Kelt - yes, I've got Jim Keltner, too!
Ringo: I'm not even here!
Keith: Six Box Tops...
Ringo: Am I in Chicago?
Keith: Okay, I'll accept
Ringo: Am I in Washington?
Keith: My dog doesn't eat meat
Ringo: I'm glad. It's very expensive these days. My dog can't play pool
Keith: Why can't your dog play pool?
Ringo: He's got no balls! Good night, and over to you... Well, we got him laughing in the box. Nancy wrote that joke, you know...
Keith: Do you think, ah, they noticed?
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