ACT 1

[Intro: Keke Palmer & Issa Rae]

(J-U-S-T-K-E-K-E Show) Woo

Welcome to The Keke Show, you know it's your girl

And tonight, you're in for a treat, now

I'm so disappointed in you

I'm sorry?

Your mama didn't teach you to get a ring at least?

You, you just another baby mama

Ah, oh

It's just a dream, it's just a dream

Big day today

Shit, Issa Rae? What you doin' here?

I'm the voice in every Black girl's head

You right, ha, ha (Yeah, I be like), ha-ha-ha, you crazy

Yeah, yeah

I don't know how I'm gon' do this

You just gon' have to go off script