I Want My Rib Back

[Verse 1]

Now the bible tells the story about Adam's rib

How the Lord made a woman for companionship

And the first thing she did was take a bite of that forbidden fruit

Well, I guess we'll be paying till the end of time

At least that's how it is with that woman of mine

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

[Chorus]

Now this is wrong and Baby that isn’t right

I'm working trying to please that woman day and night

She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can

This has got to change or Honey, I'm going to leave

I won't let evolution going to make a monkey out of me

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

[Verse 2]

There's been a hole in wallet and a pain in my side

Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride

Her daddy calls her angel and her mama calls us three times a night

Her cousin's on my sofa, her sister's got my car

Her brothers drink my liquor like my house was a bar

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

[Chorus]

Now this is wrong and Baby that isn’t right

I'm working trying to please that woman day and night

She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can

This has got to change or Honey, I'm going to leave

I won't let evolution going to make a monkey out of me

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

[Outro]

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back