New England

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the new world, the new England

Come witness the greatness of Britain

Driving around in a German car

Stop for lunch in a sushi bar

Get my news from the Daily Star

Get my kicks from the tits and arses

Never mind about social classes

I'll cast my vote regardless

[Pre-Chorus]

Is it you can't change

Or that you won't change?

Is it you can't change

Or that you won't change?

[Verse 2]

Welcome to the new world, the new England

All heroes, no villains

Double-decker bus and a bowler hat

Bob the Builder, Postman Pat

Social change, no I don't want that

Just sitting eating crisps in my one-bed apartment

Politics, that's not my department

But I'll cast my vote regardless

[Pre-Chorus]

Is it you can't change

Or that you won't change?

Is it you can't change

Or that you won't change?

[Chorus]

You're such a fool, Britannia

Britannia fooled again

Britannia, you're so vain

You've gone insane

'Cause you've been fooled, Britannia

Britannia fooled again

Britannia, you're so strange

You've gone insane

[Verse 3]

Welcome to the new world, the new normal

Look at us queuing up, so formal

Sunday roast, God save the Queen

Man United with the boot cut jeans

Money in my pocket, no I'm not too keen

That's why I keep voting for the rich and heartless

Bored of all these moaning artists

So I'll cast my vote regardless

[Pre-Chorus]

Is it you can't change

Or that you won't change?

Is it you can't change

Or that you won't change?

[Chorus]

You're such a fool, Britannia

Britannia fooled again

Britannia, you're so vain

You've gone insane

'Cause you've been fooled, Britannia

Britannia fooled again

Britannia, you're so strange

You've gone insane

[Verse 4: Bob Vylan]

Too many idiots breathing up the air

Huffing and puffing like they just run up the stairs

Fighting and cussing like they haven't got a care

But they care about everything that happens over here

Not over there, they couldn't give a toss

If it's a brown country they steal all the crops

Blow it to smithereens and let the bombs drop

Then they cry about the borders when they try and come across

Oh gosh, I think this place is going nutty

Too much spice, less British bacon butties

Worry 'bout your neighbours and worry 'bout the druggies

And not the Eton graduate that's taking all your money

Hmm, it seems they're taking the piss

Not blaming the brown fella is hard to resist

You would've thought that the nation was smarter than this

But I've got a couple of questions. Please answer me this:

[Pre-Chorus]

Is it you can't change

Or that you won't change?

Is it you can't change

Or that you won't change?

[Chorus]

You're such a fool, Britannia

Britannia fooled again

Britannia, you're so vain

You've gone insane

'Cause you've been fooled, Britannia

Britannia fooled again

Britannia, you're so strange

You've gone insane

[Outro]

You ain't shut them out

You just locked us in

You ain't shut them out

You just locked us in

You ain't shut them out

You just locked us in

You ain't shut them out

You just locked us in

You ain't shut them out

You just locked us in

You ain't shut them out

You just locked us in

Au Revoir

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